Romantic Rhymes ..... and jokes

Romantic Rhymes:
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could, hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not!

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

JOKES:
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women

3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money - multiplication of enemies - division of friends. (BTW this was my answer when they asked me in my office)