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Marketing Concepts, Part II (Replies from my friends)

Replies from my friends:
You see a hot girl at a party and before you could ask her to marry u.....Brad Pitt shows up............ Market Monopoly

You see a hot girl at a party and you say to her "I am rich, will you marry me?" and she replies "how much will you pay by the hours?".......... Black Market

You see a Hot girl at a party and you want to ask her to marry you but then you find out she is only "16 yrs old".......... Must check ID

You see a hot girl at a party, you ask her to marry you, she says yes, you both live happily & then you wake up That's Dreaming

You see a hot girl at a party, you ask her to marry you, she then stutters, lags and disconnects. That's a Ping Problem.

You see a hot girl at a party and then you sing to her " I am rich, will you marry me?" in the middle of the whole party. She turns you down and next thing you know, you are stalking her every where she goes calling her "K K K Kiran...." now thats Bollywood (India's film industry)

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You bump into her accidentally, five minutes later she find you and she starts a conversation- That Market Awareness

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You also see your good friend (she) and you wink at both of them. They start a conversation with each other.Five minutes later she find you and she starts a conversation! - That The Power of Word of Mouth

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You bump into her accidentally and drop the ATM slip that you found next to the machine that read available balance 5 Million. Next thing you know she come up to y ou say "Can you marry ! me?" That Tapping - Market Need

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 6 men are now surrounding her. You break through the crowd give her 5 bucks and say "I want a cocktail on the rocks and make it fast!" and walk away. She runs after you then say "Who do you think you are!" and you say "That no way to propose, where is my ring!" - That Product Differentiation

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. Before you approach her, Superman flies in and takes her away - That just sucks.....

You see a hot girl at a party and then you look away and recite astagfirulla .....then u realize that what the hell r u doing at a party at night..... Thats being religious for starters.

Marketing Concepts (Part1)

A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

A part 2 for this post will be coming up soon... :)

"The Second Coming"

Hello ppl, I'm back......well as a request from a very important person in my life....i have decided to start blogging again... but im not much of a writer....so lemme see what i can copy, paste from various sites and emails..... :)

So here is my post after a long time..... :)

Makkad-man

Watch this Desi Spiderman or should i say
Makkad-man

Indians....dey can do the impossible

Chk out these three Indian Movie Stunts..and the indian hello!!

1) India's Entry to Ripley's belive it or not.....

2)Indian Movie Horse Stunt

3) The Great Rajni......

4) and ofcourse the Indian Hello!!!

Dog in Pool...smartest dog in the world

Will Smith sings in Hindi!!!!

Home Sweet Home.........

Finally I took pics of my new home....yes, its been 2-1/2 months.....and i dinnt find any time to take the pics of my new place....Lemme just give u the loction of my place:

Its in Muhaisanah 1.......behind Madinat Badr (which no longer exists).......anywayz.....here are the pics:

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