ENGINEER VS MBA

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute:

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

“Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks:

“Practically…it tells me that someone has stolen our tent !”

Q&A

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

How was First day

Well it was boring, but eventually I got to do somthing
when I reached the company they gave me a compay manual and asked me to go through it, It was boring but I came to know what they do. Anywayz 9:30 my boss arrived and welcomed me and then gave me a DVD (which had standards and codes) and left. It was then I came to know that I only have a CD reader NO DVD reader, I ran behind him but he already left. That was when I started sitting bored and sent messsages

By 12:00 I asked the Drauftsman the time for Lunch, he said whenever u feel hungry(amazing right). Anyways, I then had lunch. By3:15pm i understood what i ahd to doand went to "The most amazing site (Google)"and again it helped me!! May Google live until my existence.

Left office at 4 (office hours 8-4, amazing right); then paryed, watched kids play soccer for sometime, and was off to Musaffah (BTW I live in Musaffah and and work in AbuDhabi City, its about 30km) On my way back, I saw Carrefour did some shopping. Then went to the Muroor (Traffic Violations department).
[Oh ya I forgot to mention this last tuesday when I was searching for a place to
live in AbuDhabi, I parked my car wet fpr prayer and when I came back I saw
someone hit my car and ran away, Welcome to AbuDhabi!!]

Back to the Story:
By that time Waqas (he also works in AbuDhabi and lives with me) called asnd asked where I was and then we left for Mussaffah.


Huh... I'm tired writing. This is the first time I wrote this much by my self, you know me its usually Copy and Paste

BTW Ali and Zoo the Accident was NOT because i didnt pay the cabbie 15 Dhs!!

I'm no more Unemployed

who said this Idea won't work?
It did for me ....

Well not exactly... a little Vastaa..

And i'm employed.. :)

Hello people,
Yes i'm no more unemployed, I got a job in a Canadian gas company, its name is IMV projects and is located in Abudhabi.

This company started a month ago in UAE and is doing pretty well, But the bad news is that they are still paying me less (4000/-). But still its okay, i guess for an entry level.

Well other than that the trip was amazing. I started at 7:30am from my home reached abudhabi by 8:45am but I was on the wrong road (Airport road, this is 180 degrees from Abudhabi City). So by 10:15am i reached my destination. Now my great boss came by 11:00am and then i had by interview, in which he literally didnt ask anything. Then the showed me my deskspace and asked me to start today. So i said i dont have a place to live, so i'll work from next Sunday.

Anyway so he agreed, now my return trip. I was so happy about the news i was speaking to people, that i lost my road. I left abudhabi at 12:15pm So i went to Al Ain, and reached at 3:15 pm at home. Cool aint it.

By the way, i met a taxi driver i asked him the way he said follow me but pay me 15 Dhs i told him "you didnt find anyone today morning did you?" and asked him to get lost.

Any way i'm tired of typing, cya ppl and keep praying for me.