Jokes

1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

4. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster? (Tell her not to tell anyone )