Newton Vs Einstein
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the en...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal,
Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!


1 Comments:
Ahmed, you need new friends who forward better jokes to you... :P
5:35 PM
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